So I pokemon-fusioned and
Yahoo bought tumblr. Reblog this if you DO NOT want Yahoo to turn tumblr into a commercial site, censoring nudity and depressive posts or delete tumblr. Please Yahoo, tumblr means so much to so many people, please don’t change anything about tumblr…
THIS INFURIATES ME TO A RIDICULOUS DEGREE WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TELL THE PEOPLE ALREADY FOLLOWING YOU TO FOLLOW YOU IT MAKES NO SENSE JESUS CHRIST THIS SENTENCE IS THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN IN MY LIFE SINCE KYLE XY GOT CANCELLED
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
what did I just read
My penis hurts after reading this
high tide and low tide in great britain. photographs by michael marten
this gif is the only things that matters in life
So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY
woah that’s brilliant