auspisstice:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

radioactivepapertowns:

dragonflycup:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

• a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
• a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vagina

shine bright like a ‘gina

what did I just read

My penis hurts after reading this

phoenixwrong:

lora-does-things:

So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.

And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.

“Drink” it…

And no more will come out.

So here’s my proposition…

YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN

YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY

woah that’s brilliant